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October 23 2017

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catsuggest:

Hello, I iz Lyman, I am a college kitty who gets lots of love from most students. Some of them “follow the rules” and don’t let me in the dormz, this is cat oppression!! Help!!

October 04 2017

gordons:

old mcdonald had a farm

EA EA SPORTS.

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tyrannosaurus-rex:

artofadrian:

Inktober 19, 20 and 21. Jeez! Seems I’m not able to update anything in weekends! Oh, well.

COME ON AND SLAM your mothers head onto her damn shoulders for her would you dear

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why-animals-do-the-thing:

xmasqueradeangelx:

otomesass:

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

This is so precious I can’t even…

Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment! 

These are great items because they’re fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. They’re tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one! 

I believe they’re acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too. 

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jasper-rolls:

kushblazer666:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can we bring back captcha comics

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

has anyone tried calling 1800-AREYOUSLAPPIN? im gonna try it

so guess who has a chance to win a cruise

how do you report identity theft

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kyattoi:

my mother just finished fmab and one of her only complaints was that we never got to hear him call her “riza” lol

during the gold tooth doctor scene she literally whispered “seriously does this man even know her first name” mom they are tRYING TO BE PROFESSIONALS HAhaa help

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fi3d:

It’s that time of the year again! 💀

pumpkinspicednp:

sketchfilledpaper:

sketchfilledpaper:

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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darkness1356:

glutko:

I don’t remember this McElroy brother

The fourth and forbidden McElroy, banished to a desert isle for his crimes against nature

ashermajestywishes:

goodqueenalys:

nomadactual:

goodqueenalys:

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. 
The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.
The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. 
The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

oh shit

September 29 2017

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wholove:

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

cosmicsignificance:

You know that episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob makes one small mistake and then just starts chanting, “SOILED IT” over and over again? That’s what it’s like to have anxiety.

rad-scorpion:

shibahaver:

shibahaver:

hey you know turtles? real small ones? they’re good

hell yeah

grape.

nitrostreak:

snowflakeeel:

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

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roosterteethshit:

make me choose:

                    ↳anonymous asked:  Lindsay or Michael

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dajo42:

tune in next w

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